A polite meditation on listening, nodding, and not saying the thing you’re definitely thinking, while everyone around you feels awful, drinks green juice, and calls it normal.
11 – The Things I Don’t Say (But Very Politely Think)
Tag: Carnivoor
5 Things I Wish I Knew Before Going Carnivore
Thought going carnivore was just steak and chill? Think again. I turned into a sugar-high Pixar character, nearly became a salmon, and now glow from snail slime and tallow. Here’s what I wish I knew before I joined the meat cult (minus the robes… for now)
3 – From Survival Mode to Thriving
Okay. So now you know why I started the carnivore diet. The fear. The crash. The grief. The medical mystery that turned out to be FNS. And the quiet, desperate decision to try something extreme. But what happened next? Here it is: I felt better.Not in a vague, “I-have-more-energy” kind of way.But better in a [...]
4 – Steak Cult Leader? Maybe. Happy and Healing? Definitely.
People always ask, “But what do you even eat?” As if carnivore means I’m chewing raw T-bones in a cave somewhere. (I wish. Sounds peaceful.) So let’s clear that up. Here’s what a regular day of eating looks like for me: Morning: Eggs and More Eggs I start my day with a cup of hot [...]
5 – How an Apple a Day Didn’t Keep Anything Away
Let’s get one thing straight: my family still eats fruit. They love it. I still buy it. I still serve it. I even cut it up like a Pinterest mom when I’m feeling generous. But me? I don’t eat it anymore. And people always ask me, “Why? It’s fruit! It’s healthy!” Well, here’s the short [...]
2 – Leaving One Life Behind, Starting Another
After many hospital tests and a lot of fear, it turned out, thankfully, not to be MS, but something similar on the software level: FNS (Functional Neurological Syndrome). Simply put, your body short-circuits. It can be triggered by anything, trauma, suppressed grief, and more.The neurologist was clear: “This is caused by trauma. You’ve carried too [...]
The Woman Behind the Jersey 