5 Things I Wish I Knew Before Going Carnivore

5 Things I Wish I Knew Before Going Carnivore

Thought going carnivore was just steak and chill? Think again. I turned into a sugar-high Pixar character, nearly became a salmon, and now glow from snail slime and tallow. Here’s what I wish I knew before I joined the meat cult (minus the robes… for now)

10 – Is It Meat or Cake? A Thanksgiving Survival Story

10 – Is It Meat or Cake? A Thanksgiving Survival Story

As the only full-blown carnivore in a house of carb enthusiasts, Thanksgiving is not exactly my Super Bowl. It’s more like a really polite hostage situation where the captors wear matching aprons and offer you “just a taste” of everything that could possibly spike your insulin and your anxiety.

5 – How an Apple a Day Didn’t Keep Anything Away

5 – How an Apple a Day Didn’t Keep Anything Away

Let’s get one thing straight: my family still eats fruit. They love it. I still buy it. I still serve it. I even cut it up like a Pinterest mom when I’m feeling generous. But me? I don’t eat it anymore. And people always ask me, “Why? It’s fruit! It’s healthy!” Well, here’s the short [...]

2 – Leaving One Life Behind, Starting Another

2 – Leaving One Life Behind, Starting Another

After many hospital tests and a lot of fear, it turned out, thankfully, not to be MS, but something similar on the software level: FNS (Functional Neurological Syndrome). Simply put, your body short-circuits. It can be triggered by anything, trauma, suppressed grief, and more.The neurologist was clear: “This is caused by trauma. You’ve carried too [...]

1 – How I Ended Up Living on Steak and eggs (and Loving It)

1 – How I Ended Up Living on Steak and eggs (and Loving It)

I finally made the switch from omnivore to full-time carnivore. Since April 2024, I can confidently say: I’ve officially boarded the all-meat/fish train and am thoroughly enjoying endless servings of steak, salmon, eggs, chicken and burgers.But how did I end up here? Spoiler alert: it’s not just because I love a good steak. I woke [...]