Known as the wife of… remembered for everything after.
Debbie has concerns. Debbie always does. And honestly? I get it. Because if you Google “carnivore diet” in the Netherlands, according to the experts, you’ll be dead by Friday.
Karen doesn’t ask questions. Karen researches. By the time she joins the conversation, she already knows more than you, not because she looked deeply, but because she looked confidently. Four minutes of Googling later, she’s certain your arteries are about to “slip,” and somehow, that feels more alarming than the fact that everyone around her feels terrible all the time.
Discipline is boring, and that’s exactly why it works. A short reflection on carnivore, consistency, and not renegotiating with yourself every morning.
A polite meditation on listening, nodding, and not saying the thing you’re definitely thinking, while everyone around you feels awful, drinks green juice, and calls it normal.
The Woman Behind the Jersey 