I started carnivore in my 40s, smeared everything from beef tallow to snail slime on my face, got side-eyed by Debbie and warned by Karen… and somehow ended up looking younger anyway.
17 Debbie Hates It, Karen Calls It Toxic, I Call It Glow
Tag: Carnivore Lifestyle
16 Why I Can’t Trust Feeling Good on Carnivore
I have a confession. I’m doing great on carnivore. Like… annoyingly great. No bloating.No stomach drama.No random “why do I feel like a balloon filled with regret?” moments. Just… peace. And somehow, that’s exactly the problem. Because every now and then, I find myself staring at something forbidden. A piece of chocolate.A warm sausage roll.Something [...]
9 – Salmon, Stop It. Just Stop.
After four days of eating salmon in every form imaginable, I started questioning my life choices. Was it bad fish… or was I slowly turning into a magnetic field from mercury overload?
8 – Healing Without Apology: Finding Joy in Recovery
"Feeling better shouldn’t come with guilt. Here’s why I stopped apologizing for healing, steak-first, no salad required."
7 – Falling Off the Meat Wagon (And Climbing Back Up with Dignity… Sort Of)
Thought one bite of cake couldn’t hurt? I was high as a kite and my gut filed a complaint. Let’s talk cravings, accidental cheat days, and sugar-induced personality changes.
The Woman Behind the Jersey 