The Glow Isn’t In The Jar

The Glow Isn’t In The Jar

First post. No pressure. Just steak, skincare, opinions nobody asked for… and me choosing my glow anyway. 🥩✨ Welcome to Carnivore Confessions, where Korean skincare, ribeyes, overthinking, “concerned” people, and very dramatic breakfast choices somehow all belong in the same story. This isn’t advice. This isn’t a cult. This is just my life, my humor, my healing journey, and my very serious commitment to steak and high heels. Let them talk. I’ll keep the steak, the serums and my happiness. Deal? 💕 LauraDenissen.com

5 Things I Wish I Knew Before Going Carnivore

5 Things I Wish I Knew Before Going Carnivore

Thought going carnivore was just steak and chill? Think again. I turned into a sugar-high Pixar character, nearly became a salmon, and now glow from snail slime and tallow. Here’s what I wish I knew before I joined the meat cult (minus the robes… for now)