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I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

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I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

Since becoming a very small carnivore influencer, my Instagram feed has become one endless stream of perfectly cooked ribeyes... Which is great. Until people start eating them. Apparently, somewhere between buying the steak and taking the first bite, half the internet forgets how to hold a fork and knife. Maybe I'm old-fashioned. Maybe etiquette still matters. Or maybe carnivore has simply made me honest enough to say what everyone else is secretly thinking. Debbie says I'm judging. Karen says cutlery is probably toxic. I'm just trying to save the steak.

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18 The Glow-Up Nobody Can Sell You

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18 The Glow-Up Nobody Can Sell You

A few weeks ago, I thought my glow came from Korean skincare. Now I'm not so sure. Every morning, I make a simple decision: I'm happy I woke up, and I'm going to stay in a good mood. Not because life is perfect, but because we're all just one phone call away from bad news anyway. Maybe it's the steak. Maybe it's the serums. Maybe it's finally learning to live in the moment. Whatever it is, people keep asking about the glow. And for the first time, I don't think it has anything to do with my skin.

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16 Why I Can’t Trust Feeling Good on Carnivore

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16 Why I Can’t Trust Feeling Good on Carnivore

I have a confession. I’m doing great on carnivore. Like… annoyingly great. No bloating.No stomach drama.No random “why do I feel like a balloon filled with regret?” moments. Just… peace. And somehow, that’s exactly the problem. Because every now and then, I find myself staring at something forbidden. A piece of chocolate.A warm sausage roll.Something [...]

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11 – The Things I Don’t Say (But Very Politely Think)

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11 – The Things I Don’t Say (But Very Politely Think)

A polite meditation on listening, nodding, and not saying the thing you’re definitely thinking, while everyone around you feels awful, drinks green juice, and calls it normal.

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7 – Falling Off the Meat Wagon (And Climbing Back Up with Dignity… Sort Of)

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7 – Falling Off the Meat Wagon (And Climbing Back Up with Dignity… Sort Of)

Thought one bite of cake couldn’t hurt? I was high as a kite and my gut filed a complaint. Let’s talk cravings, accidental cheat days, and sugar-induced personality changes.

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1 – How I Ended Up Living on Steak and eggs (and Loving It)

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1 – How I Ended Up Living on Steak and eggs (and Loving It)

I finally made the switch from omnivore to full-time carnivore. Since April 2024, I can confidently say: I’ve officially boarded the all-meat/fish train and am thoroughly enjoying endless servings of steak, salmon, eggs, chicken and burgers.But how did I end up here? Spoiler alert: it’s not just because I love a good steak. I woke [...]