Nobody Warned Me About My Hormones

Nobody Warned Me About My Hormones

Apparently, women my age are supposed to be talking about mood swings, sleepless nights and hot flashes. Meanwhile... I'm over here eating ribeyes, sleeping like a teenager, and wondering if my hormones forgot to read the memo. Karen says it's impossible. I call it Tuesday.

I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

Since becoming a very small carnivore influencer, my Instagram feed has become one endless stream of perfectly cooked ribeyes... Which is great. Until people start eating them. Apparently, somewhere between buying the steak and taking the first bite, half the internet forgets how to hold a fork and knife. Maybe I'm old-fashioned. Maybe etiquette still matters. Or maybe carnivore has simply made me honest enough to say what everyone else is secretly thinking. Debbie says I'm judging. Karen says cutlery is probably toxic. I'm just trying to save the steak.

13- What People Think I Eat vs. Reality (A Short Story Featuring Brenda and Debbie)

13- What People Think I Eat vs. Reality (A Short Story Featuring Brenda and Debbie)

Debbie has concerns. Debbie always does. And honestly? I get it. Because if you Google “carnivore diet” in the Netherlands, according to the experts, you’ll be dead by Friday.

4 – Steak Cult Leader? Maybe. Happy and Healing? Definitely.

4 – Steak Cult Leader? Maybe. Happy and Healing? Definitely.

People always ask, “But what do you even eat?” As if carnivore means I’m chewing raw T-bones in a cave somewhere. (I wish. Sounds peaceful.) So let’s clear that up. Here’s what a regular day of eating looks like for me: Morning: Eggs and More Eggs I start my day with a cup of hot [...]

2 – Leaving One Life Behind, Starting Another

2 – Leaving One Life Behind, Starting Another

After many hospital tests and a lot of fear, it turned out, thankfully, not to be MS, but something similar on the software level: FNS (Functional Neurological Syndrome). Simply put, your body short-circuits. It can be triggered by anything, trauma, suppressed grief, and more.The neurologist was clear: “This is caused by trauma. You’ve carried too [...]