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The Glow Isn’t In The Jar

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The Glow Isn’t In The Jar

First post. No pressure. Just steak, skincare, opinions nobody asked for… and me choosing my glow anyway. 🥩✨ Welcome to Carnivore Confessions, where Korean skincare, ribeyes, overthinking, “concerned” people, and very dramatic breakfast choices somehow all belong in the same story. This isn’t advice. This isn’t a cult. This is just my life, my humor, my healing journey, and my very serious commitment to steak and high heels. Let them talk. I’ll keep the steak, the serums and my happiness. Deal? 💕 LauraDenissen.com

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5 Things I Wish I Knew Before Going Carnivore

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5 Things I Wish I Knew Before Going Carnivore

Thought going carnivore was just steak and chill? Think again. I turned into a sugar-high Pixar character, nearly became a salmon, and now glow from snail slime and tallow. Here’s what I wish I knew before I joined the meat cult (minus the robes… for now)

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10 – Is It Meat or Cake? A Thanksgiving Survival Story

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10 – Is It Meat or Cake? A Thanksgiving Survival Story

As the only full-blown carnivore in a house of carb enthusiasts, Thanksgiving is not exactly my Super Bowl. It’s more like a really polite hostage situation where the captors wear matching aprons and offer you “just a taste” of everything that could possibly spike your insulin and your anxiety.

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5 – How an Apple a Day Didn’t Keep Anything Away

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5 – How an Apple a Day Didn’t Keep Anything Away

Let’s get one thing straight: my family still eats fruit. They love it. I still buy it. I still serve it. I even cut it up like a Pinterest mom when I’m feeling generous. But me? I don’t eat it anymore. And people always ask me, “Why? It’s fruit! It’s healthy!” Well, here’s the short [...]

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2 – Leaving One Life Behind, Starting Another

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2 – Leaving One Life Behind, Starting Another

After many hospital tests and a lot of fear, it turned out, thankfully, not to be MS, but something similar on the software level: FNS (Functional Neurological Syndrome). Simply put, your body short-circuits. It can be triggered by anything, trauma, suppressed grief, and more.The neurologist was clear: “This is caused by trauma. You’ve carried too [...]

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1 – How I Ended Up Living on Steak and eggs (and Loving It)

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1 – How I Ended Up Living on Steak and eggs (and Loving It)

I finally made the switch from omnivore to full-time carnivore. Since April 2024, I can confidently say: I’ve officially boarded the all-meat/fish train and am thoroughly enjoying endless servings of steak, salmon, eggs, chicken and burgers.But how did I end up here? Spoiler alert: it’s not just because I love a good steak. I woke [...]