Tag: Laura Denissen

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I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

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I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

Since becoming a very small carnivore influencer, my Instagram feed has become one endless stream of perfectly cooked ribeyes... Which is great. Until people start eating them. Apparently, somewhere between buying the steak and taking the first bite, half the internet forgets how to hold a fork and knife. Maybe I'm old-fashioned. Maybe etiquette still matters. Or maybe carnivore has simply made me honest enough to say what everyone else is secretly thinking. Debbie says I'm judging. Karen says cutlery is probably toxic. I'm just trying to save the steak.

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17 Debbie Hates It, Karen Calls It Toxic, I Call It Glow

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17 Debbie Hates It, Karen Calls It Toxic, I Call It Glow

I started carnivore in my 40s, smeared everything from beef tallow to snail slime on my face, got side-eyed by Debbie and warned by Karen… and somehow ended up looking younger anyway.

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16 Why I Can’t Trust Feeling Good on Carnivore

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16 Why I Can’t Trust Feeling Good on Carnivore

I have a confession. I’m doing great on carnivore. Like… annoyingly great. No bloating.No stomach drama.No random “why do I feel like a balloon filled with regret?” moments. Just… peace. And somehow, that’s exactly the problem. Because every now and then, I find myself staring at something forbidden. A piece of chocolate.A warm sausage roll.Something [...]

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15 What the Health… Did I Just Watch?

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15 What the Health… Did I Just Watch?

From factory farming horror to sponsored health guidelines, I watched 'What the Health' with steak in hand and mixed feelings in my heart. Here’s what I learned and why I still trust my body more than a documentary.

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13- What People Think I Eat vs. Reality (A Short Story Featuring Brenda and Debbie)

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13- What People Think I Eat vs. Reality (A Short Story Featuring Brenda and Debbie)

Debbie has concerns. Debbie always does. And honestly? I get it. Because if you Google “carnivore diet” in the Netherlands, according to the experts, you’ll be dead by Friday.

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14 – Part Two: Karen Googles Carnivore

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14 – Part Two: Karen Googles Carnivore

Karen doesn’t ask questions. Karen researches. By the time she joins the conversation, she already knows more than you, not because she looked deeply, but because she looked confidently. Four minutes of Googling later, she’s certain your arteries are about to “slip,” and somehow, that feels more alarming than the fact that everyone around her feels terrible all the time.