Nobody Warned Me About My Hormones

Nobody Warned Me About My Hormones

Apparently, women my age are supposed to be talking about mood swings, sleepless nights and hot flashes. Meanwhile... I'm over here eating ribeyes, sleeping like a teenager, and wondering if my hormones forgot to read the memo. Karen says it's impossible. I call it Tuesday.

17 Debbie Hates It, Karen Calls It Toxic, I Call It Glow

17 Debbie Hates It, Karen Calls It Toxic, I Call It Glow

I started carnivore in my 40s, smeared everything from beef tallow to snail slime on my face, got side-eyed by Debbie and warned by Karen… and somehow ended up looking younger anyway.