I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

Since becoming a very small carnivore influencer, my Instagram feed has become one endless stream of perfectly cooked ribeyes... Which is great. Until people start eating them. Apparently, somewhere between buying the steak and taking the first bite, half the internet forgets how to hold a fork and knife. Maybe I'm old-fashioned. Maybe etiquette still matters. Or maybe carnivore has simply made me honest enough to say what everyone else is secretly thinking. Debbie says I'm judging. Karen says cutlery is probably toxic. I'm just trying to save the steak.

4 – Steak Cult Leader? Maybe. Happy and Healing? Definitely.

4 – Steak Cult Leader? Maybe. Happy and Healing? Definitely.

People always ask, “But what do you even eat?” As if carnivore means I’m chewing raw T-bones in a cave somewhere. (I wish. Sounds peaceful.) So let’s clear that up. Here’s what a regular day of eating looks like for me: Morning: Eggs and More Eggs I start my day with a cup of hot [...]

1 – How I Ended Up Living on Steak and eggs (and Loving It)

1 – How I Ended Up Living on Steak and eggs (and Loving It)

I finally made the switch from omnivore to full-time carnivore. Since April 2024, I can confidently say: I’ve officially boarded the all-meat/fish train and am thoroughly enjoying endless servings of steak, salmon, eggs, chicken and burgers.But how did I end up here? Spoiler alert: it’s not just because I love a good steak. I woke [...]