I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

I Didn’t Know Carnivore Came With Fork Trauma

Since becoming a very small carnivore influencer, my Instagram feed has become one endless stream of perfectly cooked ribeyes... Which is great. Until people start eating them. Apparently, somewhere between buying the steak and taking the first bite, half the internet forgets how to hold a fork and knife. Maybe I'm old-fashioned. Maybe etiquette still matters. Or maybe carnivore has simply made me honest enough to say what everyone else is secretly thinking. Debbie says I'm judging. Karen says cutlery is probably toxic. I'm just trying to save the steak.

15 What the Health… Did I Just Watch?

15 What the Health… Did I Just Watch?

From factory farming horror to sponsored health guidelines, I watched 'What the Health' with steak in hand and mixed feelings in my heart. Here’s what I learned and why I still trust my body more than a documentary.

13- What People Think I Eat vs. Reality (A Short Story Featuring Brenda and Debbie)

13- What People Think I Eat vs. Reality (A Short Story Featuring Brenda and Debbie)

Debbie has concerns. Debbie always does. And honestly? I get it. Because if you Google “carnivore diet” in the Netherlands, according to the experts, you’ll be dead by Friday.

14 – Part Two: Karen Googles Carnivore

14 – Part Two: Karen Googles Carnivore

Karen doesn’t ask questions. Karen researches. By the time she joins the conversation, she already knows more than you, not because she looked deeply, but because she looked confidently. Four minutes of Googling later, she’s certain your arteries are about to “slip,” and somehow, that feels more alarming than the fact that everyone around her feels terrible all the time.

12 – The Power of Discipline: Lessons from the Carnivore Diet

12 – The Power of Discipline: Lessons from the Carnivore Diet

Discipline is boring, and that’s exactly why it works. A short reflection on carnivore, consistency, and not renegotiating with yourself every morning.

3 – From Survival Mode to Thriving

3 – From Survival Mode to Thriving

Okay. So now you know why I started the carnivore diet. The fear. The crash. The grief. The medical mystery that turned out to be FNS. And the quiet, desperate decision to try something extreme. But what happened next? Here it is: I felt better.Not in a vague, “I-have-more-energy” kind of way.But better in a [...]